Ella and I have been in Texas just over two weeks now, so I figured I was running out of excuses not to blog. Yesterday I took my two nieces, Abby (7) and Annie (4), and Ella on an incredibly exciting outing-- the car wash, followed by dinner at Panda Express. This plan was met with incredibly loud enthusiasm. Who knew that three people could be so happy with something that costs less than $20? While I was vaccuming the car, the two older girls got out to search for "treasures". They must have hit the jackpot, because I saw a sucker in Abby's mouth when she got back in the car. We had the following exchange:
Me: Eww, Abby, where did you get that?
Abby: On the ground. It was wrapped.
Me: That's still gross. You don't know where it's been... a dog could have been carrying it in its mouth and dropped it.
Annie: I think Abby might have rabies now.
Abby: (long pause, but sucker still in place) How do you know if you have rabies?
Later at Panda Express, the girls wanted drinks, so I sent them up to the register to get water. Abby came back with water, Annie came back with lemonade. We had this conversation:
Me: Is that lemonade?
Annie: Yeah, we asked for water but the machine let us get whatever we wanted.
Me: Only the water is free, you're supposed to pay for the lemonade.
Annie: (fallen face)
Me: It's okay, we'll just go and explain what happened and offer to pay for it.
Annie: (look of complete devastation)
Me: It's okay, it was an honest mistake, we'll just explain it. It's not like you're going to get arrested or anything.
Annie: (totally despondent, long face, head on table, appetite gone) I just know I'm gonna get 'rested. And by the way, what does that mean?
Fortunately the owner was really nice and didn't call the cops, or make us pay for the 6 oz of contraband lemonade that she made off with. I think I need to be a little more careful what I say around these girls.